Body = Mind
How to Master Your Body to Succeed
24/7 Pocket Pump:
Secure Your Personal ISSA Elite Trainer
NOW
The Lean Machine:
Fitness Made
RIDICULOUSLY
Easy
With my genuine guidance, you’ll never need to ‘diet’,
go into starvation mode, or eat 6000 calories 🤢
You just need to… live your life. Yes, you heard that right.
Whether you try to pack up some muscle or lose that belly fat,
I’ll craft the most balanced routine, so you won’t miss any night out, Krispy Kreme doughnut, or cheeseburger bite 😋
In the fitness industry,
there are THOUSANDS of workout splits
it's like choosing from a menu.
Whether you're a newbie or not, choosing the "right one"
can be as tricky as picking what to eat for dinner😩
I've seen guys with 20 years of training,
drowning in the sea of fitness advice.
So, I’ll
cut the noise and focus
ONLY
on your results!
The 4 MAIN Pillars of the Pocket Pump
1. Personal Pump Plan 💪
Fail-proof workouts to build +10 lbs of LEAN muscle in 3 MONTHS
2. ISSA CERTIFIED meal guide 🍽
Abs playing hide and seek? This plan will reveal them once and for all!
(lose up to 30lbs of fat)
3. The Ultimate Taste Tango 👄
+1000 diet variations (vegan, keto, high-low carb included)
4. Precision Playbook 🎥 🏋️♂️
STOP focusing on the form.
Because I got you covered with my done-for-you exercises😁
ALL IN JUST ONE APP!!!
"I trained with Ethan for about a year, and let me tell you,
the results were amazing!
His videos helped me correct my form and maximize my results.
The exercises were constantly updated based on my progress.
I also receive brand new diets for every day of the week.
What could you ask more?"
😭
Fernando Argueta
"Ethan helped me build 13 pounds of lean muscle and his training also helped me build confidence and feel comfortable in my own body.
I have nothing to say but thank you! 🙏"
Roi Hakim
The El Fit Maestro - Ethan Campuzano
ADHD made life anything but easy for me.
After fixing myself and becoming ‘normal’,
I realized I wanna be the best.
The most popular, smartest kid,
and super smooth with girls.
Somehow I knew without improving myself,
it wasn’t gonna happen.
Before graduation, I had them all,
except for one thing: the girls.
I still lacked in that department.
Post-Marine dropout, I hit rock bottom, and then I realized:
The body is the perfect mirror of the mind.
That’s how I started training.
6 months later, I gained 15 lbs of muscle, my confidence went up,
and so did my dating game.
Your fitness motivation might be different, but we all crave the same thing:
To become the best version of ourselves,
And I’m here to help you with that.
Are you ready to change your life forever?
Who is this for? 🤔
✅ 18-25 young men/women who don't know where to start
✅ Skinny men who tried different workouts/diets with no results
✅ Shy, insecure young men who try to improve their dating game
✅ People who still struggle to lose that belly fat and are
tired of crash diets
✅ Guys at rock bottom (thanks to drugs, alcohol, etc)
ready to turn their lives around!
But also for:
✅ Busy entrepreneurs who don't have the time for training/ meal prep
✅ Intermediate/Advanced lifters who are looking for a different approach or take it to the next level
Please STAY AWAY if:
❌ you're not willing to put in the work
❌ you can't afford 1 coffee a day
(the membership is 50% cheaper than that😂)
❌ you don't want to improve yourself
HERE'S EVERYTHING YOU'LL GET INSIDE:
ACTUAL VALUE:800$
LIMITED TIME ONLY: 49.99$
*monthly subscription
JOIN NOW TO GET THESE BONUSES😤
(save up +50 hours/month🤯)
no gym around is not an excuse anymore😁
the best way to track your journey!🗺
you'll never worry about dating those baddies😁
The Feedback from Our Clients (only 5/5🤩😮💨)
WHAT'S THE CATCH? WHY IT'S SO CHEAP? 🤨
You see, I'm running this program as an experiment.
It's not about the money, I could've given it for free,
but we all know that nobody will commit without putting something up front.
So I made it 50% CHEAPER than a daily cup of coffee (average coffee costs 3.46$ x 30= 103$).
In 2024 my goal is to change 2000 lives through fitness and mindset coaching,
and this program is designed to get you results by the end of the 1st subscription.
I just want to see how bad do you want it.
Your journey might be tough,
but the outcome is worth the effort, and
with me 24/7 in your pocket,
you will be UNSTOPPABLE!
And don't worry,
you will get your money back if you're not satisfied with the results :)
JOIN NOW
FOR 1.66$/DAY
Already have an account? 🤔
FAQ
The program is available through my Linktree page (24/7 Pocket Pump Sign Up) after you have purchased it.
If you haven't bought it yet, choose your plan above (30/120 days), make the payment, enter all your personal details and I will start putting together your own 24/7 Pocket Pump!
Yes. This is the only way to STAY COMMITTED to your goals.
If you don't put something up front, you'll never commit, remember? :)
This way I can see who's committed and (as a little gift) every month I will update your plan based on your progress :)
To cancel your subscription you MUST email me with at least 7 days notice so that you are not charged again.
Please note that when you cancel all plans and support will be removed from your account.
For information on my refunds and returns policy, please see the terms and conditions.
Still have any questions? 🤔
Thank you.
I'll get back to you in no time😤🔥
How to Quit Bad Habits and Rebuild Yourself (Before it's Too Late)
"Gains Overdose" is about the 5 most practical steps that got me out of:
- depression
- being a hardcore drug addict,
- and many suicide attempts.
Before hopping on a call with me I suggest having a look at it
(it's only 10 minutes long)
You're one step closer to change your life! 😤🔥
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